Free Nintendo Wi-Fi at McDonalds

Nintendo wants us to be fat and I have proof.

The plan behind this fiendish desire will be hosting free Wi-Fi hotspots for the Nintendo DS at McDonalds around the country. Although, the scale on which this is happening makes me think they only want a select few of us to be fat. The deal is for around 7,000 McDonalds – which is what, one city?

This will be Nintendo’s second plot to fatten me up after a unsuccessful June 2004 attempt of sending me disgusting Metroid Prime 2 cookies.