Apocalypse Watch: Paris Hilton Video Games Announced

Fans of vapid socialite Paris Hilton will soon be able to live out their fantasies of being a trampy attention-craving heiress right on their cellular phone.

European mobile vidgame developer and publisher Gameloft has announced a multi-game agreement with Paris Hilton Entertainment Inc. The company plans on releasing several Hilton-themed games under the licensing agreement over the upcoming years.

“I’m excited to collaborate with Gameloft to bring the Paris Hilton brand and the glamour of young Hollywood to the cell phones of all my fans around the world,” said Hilton in the press release. “My phone has become an all in one entertainment device and mobile games are an integral part of that. Mobile gaming is really hot right now and I’m excited to be part of this project.”

Wow, who would have thought Hilton suddenly has the vocabulary and aptitude of a PR copy writer when she talks about the mobile communication market?