A&E pulls 'The Hasselhoffs' HOFF the air

Sorry, David Hasselhoff. But those were some pretty HOFFul ratings.

After two weeks of dreadful numbers, A&E has said "HOFFsta la vista" to "The Hasselhoffs."

In yanking the show HOFF the schedule, A&E is acknowledging that perhaps viewers were turned HOFF by the "Baywatch" superstar.

Viewers had just recently voted the star HOFF "Dancing with the Stars" after one episode. Now, "The Hasselhoffs" won't be back after pulling 718,000 viewers in its 10 p.m. premiere on Dec. 5. That was followed by 505,000 viewers for a second seg at 10:30.

That's HOFF the charts low. Viewers apparently couldn't be HASSELed.

Signing HOFF! This is a mess.