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August 2012

Old Spice ad puts you in Crews control

Old Spice Muscle Music from Terry Crews on Vimeo.

Say this much for Terry Crews: The way this guy's career is going, he'll never get pigenholed into any one type of role.

The versatile actor is taking eclectic to a whole new level as the star of a new Old Spice commercial going viral online in which his ample musculature makes for a one-man band like you've never seen.

It's fitting Crews is adding something this nutty to his resume right now given he's ubiquitous these days in many highly different projects: action star in "The Expendables II," reality contestant in NBC's "Stars Earn Stripes" and true thespian on HBO's "The Newsroom." Hurting for work, this guy is not.

Not so sure about why he'd do an ad like this though given the last Old Spice guy, Isaiah Mustafa, has gone from everywhere to nowhere pretty fast. Might not even have remembered his name had he not resurfaced earlier this week as the host of Hulu original series "The Morning After," which surely was his career goal all along.

What the "Muscle Music" ad has to do with selling aftershave, the world will never know. But if you've ever had the urge to manipulate Crews' body like a virtual marionette, your time is now.

Emmy party tickets, signed swag, taping tickets and more up for grabs on eBay

For the next week, eBay will serve as a goldmine for TV fans across the nation as it hosts bidding wars for Emmy party tickets, skein memorabilia and studio trips. The Academy of Television Arts & Sciences Foundation -- the TV Academy's charitable arm -- is holding the auction from now until August 30 at 4pm PST. Photo

What could you land your hands on should you place the highest bid? Items in the online auction include a behind-the-scenes tour of Warner Bros. Studios (including tickets to a taping of "The Big Bang Theory"), front row seats to the Primetime Emmy Red Carpet Bleachers Arrivals, tickets to the official HBO Emmy after party with car service, invite to the "Leverage" season wrap party and a one-on-one meeting with Cartoon Network Studio veep of casting and talent development, Sharon Lieblein. Tickets are up for grabs for tapings of "The Daily Show," "Conan," "So You Think You Can Dance" and "The Colbert Report," among other shows.

Should your inner TV geek be craving memorabilia, the auction boasts autographed items including a Sue Sylvester track suit from "Glee" signed by Jane Lynch, a Stetson cowboy hat from "Dallas" and a helmet from "Sons of Anarchy."

"Our auctions give TV fans a wonderful opportunity to both support an important cause and bid on truly unique studio experiences and show memorabilia," said Foundation exec director Norma Provencio Pichardo. "We are thankful for the television community's continued support and generous donations."

Proceeds from the online auction will support the Foundation's educational and archival programs, funding scholarships, internships and the Archive of American Television.

Find out more about the items up for grabs and start your bidding engines by visiting www.ebay.com/emmysfoundation. Oh, and good luck!

Worlds colliding: The 'Seinfeld'-'Melrose Place' marriage

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Radar Online reports – exclusively – that Grant Show and Katherine LaNasa have married.

Why is this significant, TV watchers?

Because Show is a former "Melrose Place" star, and LaNasa played the cop that supervised Jerry's "Melrose Place" lie-detector test on "Seinfeld."

'SNL' autopsy: What killed Abby Elliott?

Though her name will be included in the list of the latest cast departures at "Saturday Night Live," there are those who will feel Abby Elliott doesn't deserve to have her name uttered in the same sentence as Kristen Wiig and Andy Samberg. Abby

As Elliott's four-year stint on the show unexpectedly ended earlier this week, not even the most generous assessment of her time on "SNL" would put her anywhere near the league of Wiig, Samberg or Jason Sudeikis, another veteran cast member who has yet to be re-signed despite the fact the new season starts next month.

But Elliott's second-class status is a mystery in more ways than one. Though it's unclear whether she was cut or just cut out on her own accord, it's hard to recall an example of an "SNL" cast member who displayed as much talent as she did on the show yet remained woefully underused. Her parting is all the more confusing considering Wiig's departure may have provided just the opportunity for her to finally make good on her potential. 

It's easy to underestimate just how great a season Elliott had in 2011-12. Despite the fact she was among the least-used cast members in "SNL's" 37th season, according to this handy pie chart by Splitsider, which broke the story of her departure, she came into her own with consistently brilliant impersonations. Her two outings as Zooey Deschanel were among the highlights of the season, as was her Meryl Streep and Rosie Pope. That's not even counting her reliable work as Khloe Kardashian, Rachel Maddow and Angelina Jolie. 

It always seemed like there was a determination made early in Elliott's tenure that she was best consumed in small doses. Yet it's not entirely clear why considering she so effectively made the most of her limited opportunIties. So what went wrong for Elliott on "SNL?"

"SNL" seemed quick to pigeonhole her as an impersonation specialist. That's fine if you're Jay Pharoah, who has shown he's brilliant in that department--but only in that department. Elliott seemed to have broader range but lacked the opportunity to exercise it. She didn't get a single memorable original character off the ground but you have to wonder whether she ever really got the chance.

What probably held back Elliott even more so was that her "SNL" career had the misfortune of coinciding with the tail end of Wiig's reign as comedy queen. She was overused and overshadowed both Elliott and Nasim Pedrad in the process. As admirable as "SNL's" evolution has been in recent years as a female-led troupe in the boys' club that is comedy, Lorne Michaels has always run the tires off his leading ladies, going back to Tina Fey and Amy Poehler.

Elliott may also have sensed competition coming from the newer women. Vanessa Bayer seemed to have leapfrogged her in the pecking order and Kate McKinnon displayed enough early promise to follow suit. With Wiig out of the way, it seemed like there was at least a chance for Elliott to battle Bayer for the honor of being "SNL's" reigning queen.

If it's any consolation to Elliott, history is filled with comedians who didn't let lackluster stints at "SNL" stop them from going on to become stars. As Chris Rock, Sarah Silverman and Tracy Morgan discovered, better things awaited them once they were done with the show. Even Elliott's own father, Chris Elliott, did well for himself before and after his one woeful season on "SNL."

At just 25 years old, Elliott has got plenty of time left to prove herself. Whatever she does next should prove a better fit for her career. 

HBO renews output deal with 20th Century Fox

HBO has extended its output deal with 20th Century Fox, the companies announced Tuesday, kkeeping one of the biggest sources of theatricals to the pay cabler around through 2022.

Existing pact was scheduled to expire in 2015. Financial terms of the deal were not disclosed, but these are typically massive deals; the Time Warner-owned net paid the studio $1 billion over the course of the 10-year deal they last signed. Perhaps more importantly, it keeps Fox from doing a deal with one of HBO's rivals including Showtime, Starz and Netflix. 

Fox won a concession unprecedented in HBO's output deals: electronic-sell-through rights, according to sources, which also indicated HBO is currently in talks with the other studios about allowing them to retain those rights in their current deals.

Getting EST is key because under the terms of existing output pacts studios can't keep titles up while they are in HBO's pay-TV window on virtual storefronts like iTunes that allow consumers to buy movies. 

HBO and Fox have had an output deal going over 30 years. Warner Bros. and Universal Pictures are HBO's other major output deals, with WB's up next year and Universal's set to expire in 2016. HBO also secured an output deal last year with Summit. 

Starz still has Disney and Sony output deals. Showtime has DreamWorks, Weinstein and CBS while Epix has rights to films from its principals, Lionsgate, MGM and Paramount Pictures.

Re-upping with Fox reflects the continuing importance of theatricals at HBO, which has made original programming such an increasingly prominent part of its programming mix that no output deal is a sure thing for renewal these days. Deal also demonstrates a belief at Time Warner in the long-term viability of the theatrical slate at Fox.

“We couldn’t be happier to announce the extension of our long-standing relationship with HBO, the leading premium pay television service in the United States,” said Mark Kaner, president of 20th Century Fox Distribution. 

Netflix has showed a willingness to go after content in the pay-TV window, having successfully bid last September for the rights to DreamWorks Animation titles that were previously on HBO. However, the DreamWorks deal is nowhere near the scale of the 20th deal.

Netflix also felt HBO's presence in the Scandinavian region Tuesday, when the pay cabler announced HBO Nordic, a joint venture with Parsifal International that will provide multiplatform programming there. The announcement came hours after Netflix disclosed its own launch in the exact same markets where HBO Nordic will be made available--Denmark, Finland, Sweden and Norway--scheduled for the fourth quarter of the year.

HBO hasn't disclosed when HBO Nordic will launch.

 

David Haslingden to exit Fox Networks Group post

By Cynthia Littleton

EXCLUSIVE

David Haslingden will exit his post as prexy and chief operating officer of Fox Networks Group at the end of this year, wrapping his nearly 20-year run at News Corp.

Haslingden's departure is spurred largely by family considerations; he's said to be eager to return to his native Australia with his wife and teenage daughters.

Haslingden's role as the top business exec at the Fox Networks Group -- comprised of Fox Broadcasting Co., Fox Sports Media Group, FX, Fox Intl. Channels and the National Geographic Channels -- was eclipsed last month by the promotion of Peter Rice to chairman and CEO of the division.

Rice's elevation from head of entertainment for Fox Networks Group also spurred the segue of Fox Sports chairman David Hill to a News Corp. advisory role.

Haslingden was the architect of News Corp.'s international channels strategy, having steered the company's aggressive expansion of Fox-branded channels just as overseas TV markets were opening up to new commercial entrants. News Corp. is now expecting the 250-plus FIC channels to generate $1 billion in operating income by 2015.

Haslingden's "leadership in the international television marketplace has uniquely positioned Fox to succeed for years to come in what has quickly become one of the company's fastest-growing business segments," said News Corp. prexy-COO Chase Carey in announcing Haslingden's resignation.

Haslingden served as prexy of FIC from 2001 until he relocated from Hong Kong to Los Angeles in early 2011 to become prexy-COO of Fox Networks Group.

The exec has been with News Corp. since 1993, serving in various capacities in Oz, Asia and Europe as well as the U.S.

Haslingden called his tenure at News Corp. "the most productive and exhilirating experience I could have ever imagined" and but acknowledged that the separation from his family in Australia had taken its toll. "I'm delighted to be on my way home," he said.

FremantleMedia North America eyes Thom Beers as g.m.

By Cynthia Littleton and AJ Marechal

EXCLUSIVE

Producer Thom Beers may be headed to the exec suite at FremantleMedia North America.

Sources say the veteran reality producer is in line to become general manager of Fremantle's Burbank-based U.S. outpost, home to "American Idol," "The X Factor," "America's Got Talent," "The Price Is Right" and other shows. FremantleMedia acquired a majority stake in Beers' Original Prods. in 2009.

Sources familiar with the situation cautioned that Beers' appointment is not yet a done deal. Reps for Fremantle and Beers declined comment.

An exec post for Beers would fill a void at the company that opened in April, when former FremantleMedia CEO Cecile Frot-Coutaz was recruited back to London to run the entire Fremantle operation.

The specifics are still murky but it's expected that Beers would focus on the creative side of the business. Industry observers note that FremantleMedia North America has an experienced chief operating officer in Donna RedierLinsk.

Beers is one of the reality biz's most successful entrepreneurs, having built Original into a powerhouse player with such distinctive shows as Discovery Channel's "Deadliest Catch," History's "Ice Road Truckers" and "Ax Men" and his latest hit, A&E Network's "Storage Wars."

Olympics Viewers to Get Taste of 'New Normal'

 

Ryan Murphy's foray onto NBC will begin earlier than "The New Normal's" offish premiere date as the b'cast net will air a two-minute sneak peek of the laffer tonight during Olympics coverage.

"New Normal" has already lit up controversy for its storyline about a gay couple seeking to have a child. One Million Moms, an org created by the American Family Association, has encouraged viewers to boycott the skein, dubbing it "harmful to society." During the TCA sesh for "New Normal," Murphy and the show's cast laughed off the criticism, with Murphy stating, "I find it to be interesting that they would take a position before they've seen it."

Sneak peek will air around 11:17pm tonight after the Olympics Women's BMX Finals. Above is NBC's original preview for "The New Normal," which bows on NBC on Tuesday, September 11 at 9:30pm.

Paley Center for Media gives industry folk and general public chance to peep fall skeins

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The Paley Center for Media is opening its doors to biz members and general TV viewers alike for the org's annual PaleyFest: Fall TV Preview Parties.

Fest features a week-long screening series of forthcoming skeins on major nets. Public can scope out the autumn contenders for free before their official preem dates at the Center's Beverly Hills location and catch a glimpse of shows' casts and creative teams with interactive Q&A seshes. Here is the PaleyFest: Fall TV Preview Parties sked --

NBC | Wednesday, September

6:00 PM:                Doors open

7:00 PM:                Screening: The New Normal

7:30 PM:               NBC Preview Panel featuring members of the cast & creative team of The New  Normal

8:30 PM:                Screenings: Go On, Revolution, Animal Practice, Chicago Fire, Guys with Kids


CBS  | Thursday,  September 6

6:00 PM:                Doors open

7:00 PM:                Screening: Partners

7:30 PM:                CBS Preview Panel featuring members of the cast & creative team of Partners

8:30 PM:                Screenings: Elementary, Vegas, Made In Jersey


CW  | Saturday,  September 8

4:00 PM:                Doors open

5:00 PM:                CW Preview Screening: Arrow

5:45 PM:                CW Preview Panel featuring members of the cast & creative team of Arrow

6:45 PM:                Screenings: Emily Owens, M.D., Beauty and the Beast

 

FOX  | Monday, September 10

5:00 PM:                Doors open

6:00 PM:                FOX Preview Panel featuring members of the casts and creative teams of Ben and Kate, The Mindy Project, The Mob Doctor, New Girl and Raising Hope

6:45 PM:                Screenings: Ben and Kate, The Mindy Project, The Mob Doctor

 

ABC  | Tuesday, September 11

6:00 PM:                Doors open

7:00 PM:                ABC Preview Screening: Scandal

7:45 PM:                ABC Drama Preview Panel featuring the cast and creative team of Scandal

8:30 PM:                Screenings: Malibu Country, The Neighbors

9:15 PM:                ABC Comedy Preview Panel featuring members of the casts and creative teams of Malibu Country and The Neighbors

10:00 PM:              Screening: Nashville

 

Event will be held at The Paley Center for Media at 465 N. Beverly Drive. While free, event does require ticket reservations that can be made at www.paleycenter.org.

After year off, HBO's 'Hard Knocks' takes the field

Yes, it’s that time of year again.

With the NFL now officially underway, HBO returns to the gridiron as well with its seminal reality series "Hard Knocks," which begins Tuesday. The program, which debuted in 2001, took a year off in 2011 when the labor strife eliminated much of the preseason.Ryan

HBO and the NFL have enlisted the Miami Dolphins as the under-the-microscope team ready to be get a hard look from TV audiences. The Dolphins, who have not exactly set the pro football world on fire in the last 30 years, could make for a compelling choice.

For "Hard Knocks" director Rob Gehring, what make makes the Dolphins intriguing is what makes any reality show better: A rivalry between contestants or, in this case, quarterbacks.

"This is the first time since the Kansas City Chiefs show (of ‘Hard Knocks’) that we’ve had a quarterback battle," said Gehring. "The NFL is a quarterback league and to have them battle is good TV."

Veteran David Garrard is going up against rookie Ryan Tannehill (above), and viewers who couldn’t have cared less about the Dolphins may want to stick around for all five episodes to see who wins the rights to start on opening day. Drama, whether it be on an island ("Survivor") or a dance floor, is what keeps auds intrigued.

But beyond who’s taking snaps, what has made "Hard Knocks" so intriguing over the years are the unknown players who walk into training camp with a dream of making the team. And that’s what can make a director so enthused about each new season.

Philbin"You have an idea on who you want to keep tabs on, but any of the 90 players could be a character," said Gehring, who works closely with the Dolphins in deciding where cameras will be set up, the access each player will have and all that goes into a TV production. "Each day we decide who will we follow today and where is the story. Our assistant director follows those stories and sees what to capture.

"Access is what’s important and you want to be inside with these guys. Teams have a structure of how information is disseminated. This is a show that gives insight you don’t get anywhere else."

What Gehring and HBO are hoping for, besides intel not revealed on blogs, newspapers or sports radio, is someone to break out as a unique character. Maybe it's not the most athletic player, but someone who the camera can’t stay away from. Two years ago, that person never put on a uniform. It was New York Jets coach Rex Ryan, whose foul mouth gave the show more buzz than ever before.

Gehring doesn’t expect that to happen again, of course. Especially as the Dolphins have a rookie coach Joe Philbin (above), who will likely be much more low key that Ryan.

"The Jets were such a terrific show and Rex was a great character, but you won’t have another Rex," Gehring said.

So are the Dolphins ready to be exposed? Gehring said not only are they prepared, they are looking forward to the public scrutiny.

"Teams are very cooperative every year. They know what they’re buying into."

 

 

 

 

 

The Meat and Potatoes of Schwarzenegger's Youth

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Schwarzenegger is the subject of the first installment of the ESPN Films "30 for 30 Shorts" documentary series that bows next month. Doc short details Schwarzenegger's mandatory Austrian military service that he completed as a young bodybuilder.

The thesp and politician said hearing the word "no" when he was an aspiring bodybuilder made him realize "you can't pay attention to the naysayers. There are lessons in sports that aren't like anything else...I always had a very clear vision: I wanted to come to America, be a bodybuilding champion, be the strongest man in the world. No matter what anyone said, I felt it was possible to reach."

Schwarzenegger noted that learning to ignore the word "no" helped him for the rest of his life, particularly in politics where ideas are often shot down as impossible and not able to be achieved.

He took a few moments during the TCA panel to reflect on his journey to bodybuilding infamy. "My mom," he recalled, "saw pictures on my wall [when I was young] of naked men oiled up and she called the doctor!...'All of his friends have girls, and he has only men oiled up with little briefs on,' she said. So she was worried."

Schwarzenegger also faced challenges outside of his home while living on a military base in Austria. "At the base, there was no [weight-lifting] equipment. So, I had to figure out how to get equipment to the military base...the concept of bodybuilding was so new that it took a lot of effort for me to be heard and for them to pay attention and say, 'Let's get him weights.'"

Turns out his fellow servicemen had his back, however. Schwarzenegger said that he would get in trouble for minor things, more so than other men serving in the military. "They'd send me to the kitchen to peel potatoes," he remarked. In actuality, though, they sent him to peel potatoes so that he could also eat all the meat in the kitchen he wanted. Those kitchen punishments, Schwarzenegger said, contributed to him bulking up with over twenty pounds of muscle during his time in the Austrian military.

 

Aaron Sorkin: the man, the myth, the 'Newsroom' writer

"Why did you come here?" one member of the press asked Aaron Sorkin.

The scribe stood surrounded by reporters at the Beverly Hilton. iPhones and mics extended towards his face from every angle, soaking up each word that escaped his mouth.

"I wanted to be able to talk to the press. If what you're saying is that HBO canceled my appearance and I said 'No, reinstate it,' you're right," responded Sorkin. "I don't want to have an adversarial relationship with the press."

Without a doubt, what had transpired moments before had been the most highly-anticipated panel of the summer TCAs. HBO's "The Newsroom" had polarized the journalism community, and at the "Newsroom" TCA panel, Sorkin would come face-to-face with his detractors. Many expected a feeding frenzy. By the time HBO panels were in session at 2pm, it was hard to find an empty seat in the ballroom.

ALeqM5jPk5ygnLzVWuhk35dwD8EdrCbuhgWhen Jeff Daniels, Alan Poul and Sorkin took the stage, the room was silent. And after a bit of a warm up from some questions, slowly but surely, the press began to pelt Sorkin with criticism about "Newsroom." Topics touched upon included his portrayal of females, his portrayal of the cable news industry, the research that went into the show and rumors of him firing his writing staff. At no other TCA session did I witness a panelist clarify and defend parts of a series scene-by-scene as members of the press continued to lambaste the writer, at times without a mic.

I could go into the details of how Sorkin defended "Newsroom," how he believes he portrays men and women in an equal light, and how he shot down rumors that Corinne Kingsbury was ever his girlfriend. But what I left the panel with, mostly, was a better sense of Sorkin as a person. On stage sat not a man trying to steamroll his nay-sayers, but rather a writer attempting to clarify a vision and repair a strained relationship with the journalism community.

"One of the things I like about Aaron's writing is that all of his characters -- men and women -- have flaws," said Daniels, who interjected after a journalist lobbed another question at Sorkin. "It's interesting because...we're not supposed to brand ourselves like an action star who's always likeable and gets redemption in the end. We come on with these warts...these flaws..."

The scribe said that as someone who likes to write "romantically" and "idealistically," one of the stories he is penning on "Newsroom" is "about a guy who is broken and trying to fix himself...it's a tough needle to thread." And as Sorkin was taken to task by critics, I could not help but notice the parallels between Will McAvoy, the character Sorkin has built, and Sorkin's own journey through "Newsroom." Life, it seems, has begun to imitate art.

Will McAvoy, a man who cares about his ratings, witnesses a staff shakeup in the pilot of "Newsroom." He is faced with the prospect that people -- specifically his staff of journalists -- do not like him, or what he has to say. And he embarks upon a mission to work within the scope of his own journalistic values and repair those relationships. He strives to ignore the cable ratings, ignore the tabloid articles and focus on the quality of his news content and relationships instead.

What we learned at TCAs is that while Sorkin is possibly the most famous screenwriter alive, he still does not ignore the opinions others have of his work. In fact, they can at times consume him. Ratings for "Newsroom" may be solid, but Sorkin's ratings have plummeted with the press and that clearly has had an effect on him.

"I don't like riling people up," Sorkin earnestly told a journalist. "There was bound to be division [because of the show]...but I don't wish to be a rabble-rouser." And then: "I prefer to be liked."

The press has lately enjoyed snaring not just Sorkin's creative shortcomings, but his personal character as well. Many reputable publications reference the scribe's purported "gigantic ego." In the same way that media attacks on Will McAvoy became personal, so too did attacks on Sorkin. The "takedown pieces" that were referenced in "Newsroom" episode "I'll Try To Fix You" crossed over into reality as journalists seemed to find, at times, joy in mocking and criticizing the famed scribe for his newest TV endeavor. Given the imperfect nature of "Newsroom" and its subject matter being the home base of journalists, it was like shooting Sorkin in a barrel.

"I have to be very, very careful," said Sorkin to the huddle of reporters, "because I'm easily knocked around by other voices." He continued: "I have to write the way I write and not write to change people's minds. Because if 999 people like the show and one doesn't, I will abandon those 999 people and try to get the one person to like it."

LargeHis words echo the ones he put on paper for the HBO skein. "You don't want ratings to drive content," Reese Lansing says to Charlie Skinner on "Newsroom." Skinner orders Lansing: "Don't break down the numbers for Will."

"Will McAvoy's the biggest ratings whore in the business," says Lansing in Skinner's office. But Skinner reminds Reese, "We're trying something new, and I don't want him getting cold feet...we're going to try to do the news, and see what happens."

Well, Sorkin did try to do the news with "Newsroom." And what happened was that while it took off with viewers, the skein didn't land smoothly with critics. Sorkin is hyper-aware of this, and appeared at the TCAs to perhaps explain himself, perhaps clarify characters, perhaps defend himself, but mostly to build a "cordial" conversation with the press.

Will McAvoy approaches his detractors and the general public with an "Editorial Comment" at the end of one of his broadcasts. "From this moment on we'll be deciding what goes on our air and how it's presented to you based on the simple truth that nothing is more important to a democracy than a well informed electorate." McAvoy continues: "We're not the waiters at a restaurant serving you stories the way you wanted them...I'll make no effort to subdue my personal opinions, and I'll make every effort to expose you to informed opinions different than my own."

At the end of the "Newsroom" panel, Sorkin had not issued an apology for the elements of the series that brought a firestorm of criticism upon him.  He had defended his characters and their intentions tirelessly. He let the press know that he is, at heart, a writer who is at home in theater, and that he feels like an outsider in TV and film. He was candid about the show and himself. But he did let the journalists know he is hiring paid consultants for season two to help inform him about the news industry he will write about. He is bringing on the "informed opinions" of other people. But no, he will not "serve you stories the way you wanted them."

Sorkin and his "Newsroom" project are, like his characters, flawed...but not irreparable. And though Sorkin was quick to state during the panel, "I want to make a clear distinction between me and the characters that are in the show," the line between him and Will may not be as crisp as he once thought. It is not just Will McAvoy who is "trying to fix himself" and his relationships anymore. And while Sorkin has dubbed that story a "tough needle to thread," it seems that given his journey through the reception of season one, Sorkin will place thread through eye of the needle and begin to sew together a stronger "Newsroom" fabric for season two.

How to make sense of NBC's fall sked (including 'Rock Center' on Thursday)

It's tempting to interpret the surprise move of ABC vet Jeff Bader to sked-guru duties at NBC as a no-confidence vote in the Peacock's 2012-13 fall schedule. NBC_logo 

Perhaps he'll be called on to revisit some of the decisions NBC made back in May as to where its shows would be scheduled, which prompted much head-scratching. Chief among the questionable shifts was the stunning placement of newsmagazine "Rock Center with Brian Williams" on Thursday at 10 p.m., a time slot historically devoted to some of the best scripted dramas the Peacock has to offer. Then there was the scattering of four different comedy blocks across the week, a ballsy move considering half-hours in primetime are typically protected with a care and tenderness usually devoted to baby chicks.

No doubt Bader's first impulse will be to rearrange that grid of colored tiles scheduling people use to plan primetime with the ferocity of Edward Scissorhands. But there is a logic to NBC's plan he'll need to understand first.

The operative word here is "flow," that mysterious force that supposedly compels an audience to move from one time slot to another. NBC is taking that concept very seriously this year, looking at each night in a consecutive, linear fashion reminiscent of the way a batting order is designed to move runners around the bases. The Sunday audience needs to be induced to return on Monday, which feeds into Tuesday, etc.

With that metaphor in mind, here's the key to understanding NBC in the fall: Sunday-Tuesday is the top of the order, a lineup frontloaded to drive in runs. Wednesday-Friday...not so much, which is why it is littered with comedies NBC has given up on and a newsmagazine with no hope of amassing significant ratings.

Peacock's prime directive was to start where the audience already is and attempt to circulate those viewers to the time slots in closest proximity. That means Job 1 is moving the 20 million-plus who tune into "Sunday Night Football" in the fall to the programming on the very next nights.

Football needs to be an effective promotional platform for the network's most valuable entertainment asset, "The Voice," which will be making its fall debut on Monday and Tuesday. The combination of these two in turn must drive sampling to the new programs on both nights: "Revolution" at Monday 10 p.m., and the comedy pairing of "Go On" and "The New Normal" at Tuesday 9 p.m.

If there was any doubt as to what new programming NBC considers its top priorities, it is the shows scheduled Sunday-Tuesday. This is the nucleus of the schedule, which might seem a little counterintuitive given Thursday has traditionally been NBC's launch pad.

But here's the dirty little secret that no one at NBC is going to be caught dead publicly admitting: Thursday, the night that has represented the cream of the network's crop going back decades, is now essentially fallow ground. Heresy? Yes, but NBC's Thursday planning speaks for itself. It's where a rotation of returning comedies the network has already deemed too narrow in their sophisticated wit will live out the remainder of their days, too weak to support the launch of any new half-hours.

When you come to terms with the fact that NBC has essentially shifted its traditional focus from the back half of the week to the front, then the scheduling of "Center" starts to make sense. By the time Thursday rolls around, there is no momentum left in the audience flow over the course of the week to keep moving to that night's comedies, let alone the hour that follows them.

NBC learned that the hard way last season, when three different scripted hours the network had high hopes for--"Prime Suspect," "The Firm" and "Awake"--were all eaten alive Thursday at 10 p.m., and in a time slot that's not even nearly as competitive as it used to be. And so despite the fact NBC once put iconic shows like "L.A. Law" and "ER" to the time slot, the network isn't about to send another scripted hour in at 10 p.m. to get killed. So let the nice news people hang their hats there rather than disrupt the precious flow the Peacock wants in the first half of the week.

The farther away shows are from Sunday-Tuesday, the less they matter to NBC in the fall. If Thursday feels neglected, Friday is an even bigger afterthought. That's why "Community" and "Whitney" are there, shots in the dark on a night notorious for launching new programming. Somehow NBC defied that gravity at 9 p.m. with "Grimm," which had a modestly successful rookie season in that time slot. My guess is there was a hearty debate over whether the network should move that series to a night earlier in the week to hopefully grow further. But if there is one philosophy that trumps flow, it is a more instinctive truism: If it ain't broke, don't fix it. ("Grimm" will also get some early season exposure on Monday.)

So that's the fall sked for you. Don't expect NBC to hang an "Out to Lunch" sign on Wednesday-Friday, but that's basically what's going on here. Only when the network has improved circulation in that Sunday-Tuesday cluster will they be able to invest more elsewhere in the week.

Tippi Hedren on her time with Hitchcock, HBO's 'The Girl', and advice for young actresses

TippiThe TCA sneak peek for HBO's upcoming film "The Girl" could make anyone squirm. Alfred Hitchcock, played by Toby Jones, is seen groping Tippi Hedren, played by Sienna Miller, in the back of a car. He makes lewd, suggestive comments to her, and says she should make herself "sexually available" to him. He forces her to endure take after take for his famed film "The Birds." Sienna Miller's Tippi Hedren, worn down and injured from birds, unravels before your eyes.

And then, the lights come back on at HBO's TCA tour and Tippi Hedren herself takes the stage with a big, fake crow, playfully pecking Toby Jones on his head as they are seated on stage for the panel for "The Girl." The first question launched at the veteran actress led to a response that took the edge off the preview entirely.

"With 'The Girl,' the film," said Hedren, "in an hour and a half there wasn't enough time to give an example of what other experiences were in existence during the Hitchcock-Hedren years. There were times when it was absolutely delightful and wonderful."

An odd way to kick off a panel devoted to a film that detailed the perverse obsession Hitchcock had with one of his famous leading blond ladies. But, Hedren approached each question with a level of candidness about her experience with the helmer that gives more insight to her relationship with Hitchcock than the film may offer.

"He was my acting coach," remarked Hedren. "I hadn't had any acting experience except in commercials...I wasn't afraid of cameras or being on set, but to break down a script, to delve into how you become another character...it was something I didn't know how to do, and of course it was perfect to have someone as brilliant a genius as Alfred to be my drama coach."

"There were times of delight and joy," Hedren explained to the press. "It wasn't a constant barragement of harassment to me. That is the fault of any film, it can't possibly have everything in it."

The thesp noted, however, that if the harassment had been that expansive, she "would have been long gone" from Hitchcock.

Hedren does hope, though, that "The Girl" serves as a cautionary tale to young actresses. "I hope that young women who see this film know they do not have to acquiesce to anything that they do not feel is morally right, or that they feel dissatisfied with simply wanting to get out of a situation. I hope they understand that you can have that strength and you deserve it."

As for where Hedren stands now in relation to the late director, Hitchcock's assistant once told Hedren, "He would have these kind of feelings for his leading ladies, but he never got over you." Hedren told the press, "I don't know if that was supposed to be a compliment...but really, I don't care."

'American Horror Story' to go insane in season two

AzFbPrUCQAAIb2m"One of the influences for the second season is the line of sanity -- what is sane, and what is insane?" said Ryan Murphy at June's PromaxBDA conference where he teased season two of "American Horror Story."

Today, we have confirmation that the series will be going nuts. Murphy, who co-created and exec produces the show, announced that season two will be dubbed "American Horror Story: Asylum." "Asylum" will be a new installment of "American Horror Story" and not have continuity with the program's seminal run.

“When we launched the show last year, we kept quiet about the closed-ended nature of the show because we didn’t want to tip off the audience that the characters were not going to survive,” explained  Murphy. “Now that it has been established that each year is a closed-ended story, the time seemed right to reveal what we’re calling the new installment.

Murphy continued: “We picked ‘Asylum’ because it not only describes the setting – an insane asylum run by Jessica Lange’s character which was formerly a tuberculosis ward – but also signifies a place of haven for the unloved and the unwanted. This year’s theme is about sanity and tackling real life horrors.”

Set in 1964, "American Horror Story: Asylum" stars Jessica Lange, Sarah Paulson, Evan Peters, Lily Rabe, Zachary Quinto, James Cromwell, and Joseph Fiennes and will bow on FX in October.

By the way, Murphy also stated in June at PromaxBDA that though he "enjoys" that there are "impostors" of him on Twitter, he would never sign up for an account himself. "I think me with glasses of red wine and Twitter is a very bad thing. I think I would abuse Twitter!"

Well, send a congratulatory bottle of Merlot to the "Asylum" set, for as of this week Murphy has created an account. No online shenanigans from the producer yet, though he's supplying Gleeks with a steady stream of pics to satisfy them till the debut of the skein's new season. Adam Levine (seen above), who will also appear in season two of "American Horror Story," hammed it up for Murphy's smartphone cam for a pic that Murphy later tweet out to his tens of thousands of followers.

Lorre gone hardcover

300.lorre.lc.012811Coffee table? Meet Chuck Lorre.

The prolific TV producer is making the leap from screen to page, signing a deal with a deal with Simon & Schuster for the release of "What Doesn't Kill Us, Makes Us Bitter."

The book will be the first ever print collection of Lorre's cheeky vanity cards seen at the end of hit skeins like "The Big Bang Theory," "Two and a Half Men," "Dharma & Greg" and "Mike & Molly." Lorre has been including the vanity cards at the end of his shows' episodes (for exactly one second!) since '97. Each card offers an inside look to Lorre's thoughts, inspiration and musings for his shows and once could only be consumed through deft pausing with VCR recording or DVR.

"What Doesn't Kill Us, Makes Us Bitter" will be published in October and retail for $100. All proceeds from the sale will go towards the Dharma-Grace Foundation which was established by Lorre in 1999 to support the Venice Family Clinic.

Viewing the cards doesn't require freeze-framing anymore, though, since Lorre has published the vanity cards on his own website. I did some digging and stumbled upon the vanity card that spawned the hardcover coffee book's title, #345:

What doesn't kill us makes us bitter. I used to believe that to be both funny and true. Years later I learned that pain could also be the touchstone for personal growth, which of course points back to the original saying, "what doesn't kill us makes us better." Not funny, but perhaps closer to the truth. Or at least the truth I choose to believe in these days. So, having recently experienced a bit of pain, am I better? Well, let's review: I think I'm fairly immune to name-calling now. I'm not sure I could have made that claim a few months ago. I've also come to see that the things I used to think were big deals, are not. Problems appear to be relative. If you have a big one, it makes all the others seem almost charming in comparison. And finally, when your life takes a path you could never have foreseen, it's humbling. In a good way. It's kind of like a friendly reminder from the universe that while you may think you have the starring role in the movie of your life, you're actually just a bit player trying to grab a quesadilla off the craft services table when no one's looking.

So, to sum up: I now have a thicker skin, I'm less likely to sweat the small stuff, and, perhaps most importantly, I have a renewed sense of humility. All in all, better. That being said, I still try to stay reasonably bitter in order to maintain my eligibility in the Writers Guild of America.

The vanity card ran at the end of "The Big Bang Theory's" episode "The Engagement Reaction" on May 12, 2011, when the Charlie Sheen "Two and a Half Men" fiasco had finally begun to cool off. Vanity cards from the months of the highly-publicized debacle often served as diary entries of sorts for the producer. No word as to whether Lorre will ever write a tell-all about his years in Hollywood and the Sheen meltdown, but "What Does Not Kill Us, Makes Us Bitter's" vanity cards, when taken together, may be as close as we're ever going to get.

Plus, your house guests will probably like reading it.


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