Lights, Camera, Cookies

Yummyphoto.com swags a shortbread cookie, tubthumping their promotional products and touting a cookie printed with a pic, any pic. Pick one: National Geographic, Corbis (who swagged), links to photogs, Hulton Archive via Getty Images, Photography Museum.

Cookies and commerce met again with TVBuzz.com swagging from fortunecookieadvertising.com, who suggest 96% of people read their cookie's fortune, 67% read outloud. No stats on how many add the phrase "In Bed" afterward ... as in said swag's saw, which said: "He who loves you will follow you" ...in bed. Although the addendum isn't always as apt as some would suggest. For example, adding "in bed" to a recently received fortune seems to veer from desired intent: "It's better to have a quick mind than tongue."

Look Back: FuseTV's Bazooka bubble gum swag (recently followed by mini-Oreos) supplies fortunes also; specifically: "You will be a fine swimmer and may make the Olympic team" and "Expect unexpected visitors" which we expect will neither alter our definition of "unexpected" nor put us on the Olympic team ... in bed.