June
13 'So You Think You Can Dance': The anti-"Idol"

I’m just coming out of the “American Idol” mindset, so while watching “So You Think You Can Dance,” I made a quick list of major differences of the two shows...

“American Idol” vs. “So You Think You Can Dance”

THE AUDITIONING PROCESS
In “Idol,” auditioning folks get a once in a lifetime chance to either prove their mettle or humiliate themselves and their families with their “talent.” But on “Dance,” contestants don’t get just one, but two opportunities to humiliate/prove themselves with a choreographed round at the end.

THE JUDGES
The mean Brits, possibly intoxicated pop stars and former Journey bass players have been replaced with polite nice people. And while they might have volume control issues, these folks do their best to encourage people through creative criticism. And though they laugh, they do so in kindness and offer comments only meant to help contestants rather than mock them.
This is strange.
And what’s even more disturbing is that the judges seem to get along. They have respect for one another’s opinions and are open to one another’s criticism. Where are the biting quips and rehab jokes?
I don’t know about this. The possibility of a knife fight at the judges’ table added an air of excitement to the “Idol.” If the “Dance” judges fight, all that means is that they won’t carpool to work that next day.

THE CONTESTANTS
Not a lot of fights or insults here. Actually, they all seem pretty even keeled and aware of their limitations. On “Idol,” many of the folks seem to be in complete denial and face the judges with a combative attitude. But on “Dance,” they are actually the first to admit that this may not be that great. It’s just so odd. They take the judges’ comments in stride and move on with their lives. Except for Sex. Go Sex. Keep swimming that river of denial. Here’s to hoping you decide to switch professions and try out for “Top Chef” next. I would totally buy the Sex DVD set of all of his reality show appearances.

IN SHORT…
“Idol” is to “Dance” what “The Office” is to “30 Rock.” Both are enjoyable shows, but “Idol” goes for the extremes, thus giving us cringe-inducing moments filled with pure shock value. “Dance” is just filled with pleasant people doing their best to entertain you.

It will take some getting used to.

— Erin Maxwell