Watch-ing Porn

Porn production company Pleasure Productions (NSFW) has found a unique way to market their contact star, limited edition Pleasure Girl Watches. Yes, now you can wear the sultry image of vixens like Krystal Steal, Gina Lynn and Nikki Benz around your wrist and make it on time to those important appointments.

For only $39.95 -- about as much as a new adult DVD (NSFW) costs -- porn fans can own this nifty timepiece keepsake and know they are indeed wearing something special, as they are limiting each design to only 250 copies.

The Pleasure Girl watches will be released in the near future on various NSFW Web sites including Pleasure Productions.com, Pleasurevip.com, Shopnikkibenz.com, Krystalsteal.com, and Shopginalynn.com. Pleasure is considering widening their distribution to wider a consumer base soon after the initial launch.

"It's fun and it's different," Mitch Mitchell, spokesman for the Hightstown, N.J., based studio, told AVN.com. "It's a collector's item that makes sense. It can help brighten up one's day when you sneak a peek to look at the time and see a sexy girl's face looking back at you."

Indeed. And this isn't the only creative and mainstream way pornographers have found to market their companies and contract stars via traditional consumer goods. Companies like Vivid, Wicked and Adult Superstar Action Figures (Note: The related items on this toy site are surreal and disturbing) have been churning out sleek, detailed Todd McFarlane-influenced action figures for the last year or so to much success. Jackson Guitars recently enlisted Jenna Jameson -- who also recently graced the cover of Guitar World magazine's 2003 Guitar Buyer's Guide catalog -- to market its line of clothing and accessories. Jameson and fellow Vivid girl Mercedez also posed for a series of Pony print and billboard ads last year to much protest. There's even porn bobble head dolls now, for crying out loud! (Though why it's advertised as "anatomically correct" is a mystery...)