Celebrities eating well, behaving badly

• A Notting Hill restaurant says if you're size zero or less, you can eat for free. What a cynical marketing ploy -- why didn't Los Angeles think of it first? (Jossip)
• Kanye West paid $3,858 to have a fish curry flown to New York, says an Indian restaurant in South Wales; Kanye denies all. Currygate! (BBC News; AP)
• Joel Madden bitch-slaps a paparazzi's breast while leaving Mr. Chow's with Nicole Richie; the BH Police Dept. moves in. That sort of thing might fly at Les Deux, but not in the 90210. (TMZ)