Ask.Com Offers Confectionery Oscar Predictions
These five cookies just arrived at the office. Upon further inspection, it appears that they represent Ask.Com's tasty Oscar predictions, based on questions users have posed to the search engine. The accompanying press release also predicts that Michelle Williams will be the best dressed nominee on the carpet; Rooney Mara will be worst dressed. They make the shocking proclamation that Woody Allen will not show up for the ceremony. What?!? He shows up for every awards show.


A native of Los Angeles raised by two parents and "Hill Street Blues," Jon Weisman ankled his scriptwriting career and began working for Variety in 2004, subsequently serving as associate editor of features and television reporter before becoming awards editor. He promises not to use this platform to retroactively campaign for Oscars for “The Misfits,” though he’d feel justified in doing so.
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Wow two terrible predictions. "The Artist" has this thing wrapped up, not The Descendants (no pun intended). Clooney over Dujardin? What is this the Golden Globes?
Posted by: Ryan Brown | 02/22/2012 at 10:36 AM