Celebrity gossip

July 03, 2008

Tell-Alls: Weinsteins and 48 HRS.

Weinstein_harvey03Just because the New York Post reports that someone who used to work at Miramax is writing a Weinstein tell-all does not mean it will ever see the light of day.

Much as I would love to read it.

But what goes up, must come down. Michael Eisner, Mike Ovitz, Joel Silver and the Weinsteins are not what they once were. Haze your way up in this business, and it's rougher on the downward slope. Your friends can become your enemies. And when things are rough, as they are now for the Weinsteins--many folks are asking how long Goldman Sachs will support their company's current scale and scope--all the knives come out.

People in Hollywood love to jump gleefully on a once-fierce competitor when they aren't so strong anymore. But the Weinsteins have many friends in New York politics and publishing, so we shall see.

The would-be Weinstein book author attached a seven-minute audio file to his pitch to Page Six:

The recording is of a Dec. 12, 1996, phone call between Harvey and Joe Roth, then president of Walt Disney Studios, in which the two complain about the $138 million severance deal that Mike Ovitz negotiated to leave Disney after 16 months.

"Please fire me," Weinstein facetiously tells Roth. "I'll split whatever I get . . . I'll meet you in St. Barts. We'll buy both halves of the island . . . If you don't fire me, then I think we should make bad movies next year. Let's make a series of [bleep]y movies."

Roth replies: "I obviously made a mistake. I made good movies." Harvey says, "Joe, you are a success, so therefore you are a failure in this town." The two then name Peter Guber, Michael Fuchs and Jon Peters as having won huge golden parachutes.

"Everybody got wealthy on failure," Weinstein says. Roth replies: "You know what the problem is with you and me? We care about the movies." Weinstein laughs: "We have character flaws that must be overcome."

Here's the podcast (in California, isn't it illegal to record someone without their knowledge?), which is amusing and I see their POV, actually:

Silver1

Speaking of Joel Silver, he does not come off so well, nor does producer Larry Gordon (Hellboy2), in screenwriter Larry Gross's juicily candid memoir of working on Walter Hill's 1982 48 HRS., which helped to define the Hollywood buddy comedy genre for decades to come, and made Eddie Murphy into a star. MCN is publishing the pieces in serial form; part four is up now. It's a must-read, and I understand that it is making Silver and Gordon none too happy. The person who emerges smelling like a rose is director Hill, whose Broken Trail and Undisputed should put him back on the must-hire list. Hill can do comedy, tragedy, action, and subtle character work. But does Hollywood have work for someone who doesn't do tentpoles? That is the question.

May 30, 2008

Jolie Has Not Yet Given Birth to Twins

Angelinajolieb_2According to Us and People Magazine, Entertainment Tonight jumped the gun on reporting that Angelina Jolie has given birth to twins in the south of France, where she recently promoted two upcoming films, Kung Fu Panda and Clint Eastwood's Changeling.

This morning, I was scanning pregnancy photos and reading about the names Jolie had given her children. My first reaction was that given that she's carrying twins and was working the red carpet ropes like a pro just last week, it was early to be giving birth. What gives? In the rush to be first, are people just making this shit up?

May 26, 2008

Cannes Meatmarket Exposed!

CannestysonhpgThe UK's Daily Mail columnist Liz Jones is shocked, shocked by all the sordid goings on in Cannes, with raunchy older men and much younger models reveling at yacht parties galore. Of course she goes out of her way to track down all this stuff, of which she heartily disapproves. If she had ignored all of it, on the other hand, and watched some good movies instead, it wouldn't have made such gossipy, salacious, entertaining copy. Tropicana girls are not news. But the Mike Tyson quote is money.

April 30, 2008

MTV Movies Launches Pudding Show with Marisa Miller, Uwe Boll

Bollthumbshigh_qjpreviewthMTV Movies managing editor Josh Horowitz has launched the bizarre Pudding Show:

It's devoted to "pudding," he writes in an email, "and my first guests were swimsuit model Marisa Miller, hated director Uwe Boll, and a certain "Forgetting Sarah Marshall" star (don't miss the end). It's horribly awkward, bizarre, and…well it's REALLY awkward."

Check out this clip:

While I laughed out loud several times, I doubt many publicists will book their clients on an ongoing basis: this gag will likely be short-lived.

April 24, 2008

Shirley Temple Turns 80, Breaks Her Arm

Temple_3Variety columnist/blogger Army Archerd is the kind of guy who can flip through his rolodex and call Shirley Temple on her 80th birthday. She'll even talk to him. And tell him how she broke her arm.

April 10, 2008

Prince Opens a Green Door

Prince3Prince charged $200 a ticket to a rash of Hollywood stars attending an impromptu concert Wednesday night, reports Marc Malkin.

April 03, 2008

Pitt Fires PR, Decides to Go It Alone

Pittbrad_angelinaRadar reports that Brad Pitt has let go his long-time PR rep Cindy Guagenti. He's going to take it alone, like his partner Angelina Jolie. I've long thought that Pitt's PR was well-handled; we'll see where it goes from here. Remember what happened when Tom Cruise and Pat Kingsley parted ways?

Here's Pitt's latest announcement.

Madonna Gets It On with Hubbie

Guy1903_468x817Always candid and provocative, Madonna tells us more than we want to know about her sex life with husband Guy Ritchie.

Madonna0805

UPDATE: Here's her cover story in Vanity Fair, which also features a Madonna photo gallery look back at all her Vanity Fair layouts. I had forgotten that she did her own series of Marilyn Monroe-inspired photos, long before Lindsay Lohan.

March 30, 2008

Pitt/Jolie Wedding Rumors Rampant

Pittbrad_angelinaThis Huffington Post report about the various tabloid and celeb mag reports this weekend about the possible New Orleans wedding of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie is fascinating. The New York Daily News, for example, reported Saturday that they were married, citing The Star website. But Sunday, Fox News relies on People Magazine's assertion that it's not true.

March 16, 2008

Video Trend: Man to Man Dating

Kimmelqa_v2_dlverticalAt ShoWest, Shrek star Mike Myers admitted that he had a "man crush" on Jeffrey Katzenberg, and kept looking at his ass. Easy laugh.

When Sarah Silverman made a video announcing that she was shtupping Matt Damon, the obvious response from her boyfriend Jimmy Kimmel was to do the same with Ben Affleck.

Now the latest attention-grabbing SNL comedy short has Superbad chub-star Jonah Hill dating Andy Samberg's Dad:

Bust a taboo, kiss a man, easy laugh.

March 06, 2008

Washed Up Celebrities

I found this blog truly depressing.

March 04, 2008

Vanity Fair Covers Comediennes

030308_vf2Page Six has the scoop on Vanity Fair's April cover story on today's crop of comediennes. Annie Leibovitz shoots Queens of Comedy Tina Fey, Sarah Silverman and Amy Poehler for the cover, while inside, they and Sandra Bernhard, Jenna Fischer, Chelsea Handler and Wanda Sykes impersonate the likes of Amy Winehouse, Lindsay Lohan and Lil Kim.

030308_vf3

Did you see this amazing photo of Amy Winehouse in The New Yorker? Talk about skanky. (Here's the piece that goes with it.)

080303_r17138_p233

February 15, 2008

Have Swinton Will Travel

Medium_tildaI don't usually run gossipy items from the London tabloids. And that's clearly what this story is, especially when it gets into discussing leftist political leanings and so on. No, I celebrate the magnificent Tilda Swinton, who held off the press appropriately here. But the Daily Mail went ahead and wrote what they wanted to write. So who knows if this Bloomsbury-Boho fantasy is true? All power to her either way.

[Photo montage courtesy defamer]

February 02, 2008

Silverman vs. Kimmel Via Damon

Silverman_indie_spirits73413281Check out this Jimmy Kimmel Show fifth anniversary video from Sarah Silverman, who says she is fucking Matt Damon. Damon confirms:

January 20, 2008

Weekend Boxoffice: Cloverfield Kicks Butt

Cloverfield_webo125Cloverfield ate up the weekend boxoffice, reports Pam McClintock.

January 17, 2008

Sundance Watch: Celebrity Round-Up

SundancelogoMany of us press folks are getting inundated with this kind of email:

Subject: REMINDER - Outfest Queer Brunch, Sunday January 20 Hi all, Just reminding you about the 12th annual Outfest Queer Brunch this Sunday in Sundance at 11am [location] presented by here! Networks. Attending the brunch will be a wide range of stars attending Sundance, including Paris Hilton, Sharon Stone, Winona Ryder, Quentin Tarantino, Kirsten Dunst, Sean (P. Diddy) Combs, Dennis Quaid, Ginnifer Goodwin, Ellen Page, Hugh Dancy, Wes Bentley, Nick Cannon, and many others.

One colleague forwarded this one with the comment: "this is simply impossible, unthinkable, a kind of celebrity version of thermonuclear warfare...."

January 06, 2008

Men Love Beards

Aleqm5g_rziby0uawomdr5zvml4dyc4hg34590762What's with the beards? The New Yorker writes about men in transition growing beards during the Writers Strike. I offer you:

Sean Penn, accepting an award at the Palm Springs Film Festival.

David Letterman, accepting the keys to New York City from Mayor Bloomberg on behalf of his beard.

Soderberghbeard

Steven Soderbergh, on the set of Che.

080107_talkmcgrthillu_p233[Illustration of David Letterman and Conan O'Brian courtesy The New Yorker.]

October 20, 2007

Thurman Reveals All

Umsplit1810_468x7161Love the London Daily Mail, which shares these photos of Uma Thurman, hosting the recent Swarovsky Fashion Rocks in this clinging see-through Valentino. Fashion victim?

Kidmanms2010_228x663

And Nicole Kidman, 40, appears to be following Renee Zellweger's lead and gaining weight for her role in The Reader, in which director Stephen Daldry wants her to thicken into middle age.

August 14, 2007

TMZ Takes Celeb Coverage to Cable

Amd_levinThe man behind Celebrity Justice and TMZ.com, Harvey Levin, is expanding his 24/7 celeb coverage to cable.

August 09, 2007

Celeb Photos: Planet Hiltron Ages Celebs

Larrykinghiltron400x405I found this photo-shop celebrity site amusing.

August 06, 2007

Celeb Interview: In Crisis

CruiseonoprahThe Wash Post's Ann Hornaday thinks the celebrity interview needs overhauling.

About

Variety.com deputy editor Anne Thompson writes a weekly Variety film column as well as this daily blog.

Categories

Digg!

Add to Google Reader or Homepage

Subscribe in NewsGator Online

Add to My AOL

Subscribe in Bloglines

Blog Flux Directory

http://www.wikio.com

TIP ANNE THOMPSON



Anne's Links