
[By Jeff Sneider]
If you've been watching the glorious resurrection of HBO's "Entourage" this
season, you'll appreciate this
fake
poster (aka fauxster) for "Smoke Jumpers" that the guys at ibored whipped up.
You have to admit, it would be cool to see Ed Norton as a firefighter. Speaking
of which, isn't it amazing that no one has dared to try and top Ron Howard's
"Backdraft," which has to be the greatest "fire movie" ever made. Give credit
where credit is due, folks.
AICN's
Moriarty
and
Mr. Beaks
offer their views on a 25-minute presentation of Zack Snyder's "Watchmen." I
attended a similar sneak peek at Snyder's "300" two years ago and was floored by
the footage, which looked unlike anything I had ever seen at that point. Then I
saw the movie and was more than little underwhelmed. This time around, I have a
feeling Snyder won't disappoint. Everything I'm hearing says "Watchmen" will
deliver the goods next March.
Spout's Kevin Buist examines
five Doomsday
movies and the likelihood of their scenarios, including this week's
"Blindness." By the way, if you're looking for a feel-good movie this weekend,
don't go 'see' "Blindness."
The Onion's AV Club has compiled a list of
26
Actors Who Deserve Better Careers. It's an entertaining if not completely
random list, but I must take issue with their suggestion that Michael Keaton go
do cable TV. That guy is a movie star, dammit! And if the Ghostbusters can come
back, so can Beetlejuice. Or someone could take advantage of the Elmore Leonard
connection and edit Ray Nicolette into John Madden's "Killshot" before it
finally gets released in January.
Tom O'Neil lines up some Oscar "experts" and they seem to
echo the same sentiments as every other prognosticator. I don't
know why I'm never asked to participate in these kinds of things. Doesn't O'Neil
know I predicted Daniel Day-Lewis and Javier Bardem would win last year? I belong
in Mensa.
Jeff Wells reported last week that Jim Sheridan's "Brothers" has been
bumped back nearly a year to Fall
2009. That sucks for us guys who really wanted to see a Natalie Portman film this
year but weren't confident enough in their masculinity to brave "The Other Boleyn
Girl," aka "No, not that Boleyn girl, the other one. Yes, the one behind her. On
the left."
In Contention's Guy Lodge runs down the
full list of contenders
for the Foreign-Language Oscar, calling Matteo Garrone's Italian crime film
"Gomorrah" the one to beat. I'm not familiar with enough of these to wager a
guess yet but I'm sure the they'll start screening next month once the Academy
narrows down the finalists. Let's just pray they don't royally screw up like last
year's omission of "4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days."
And finally, AICN's Massawyrm isn't exactly Manohla Dargis but his reviews sure are fun to read. Lately, The Wyrm weighs in on
"RocknRolla," which I am now
convinced will be good. He says Guy Ritchie "is back at the top of his game."
He's also seen
"City
of Ember," which I'll probably see because of Gil Kenan, who made quite an
impression with his Amblin-esque "Monster House." Plus it'll be good to see Bill
Murray again outside of a Wes Anderson film. Meanwhile, Massaworkhorse has
watched
"Zack and
Miri Make a Porno" and inexplicably braved
"Beverly Hills Chihuahua" for all
those AICN readers dying to know how it turned out.
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