Eavesdropping at SAG

Some things overheard at the SAG Awards:

Man talking into cell phone: “I’m on my third drink and the show hasn’t even started.”

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“Oh, please. Was this an award for acting or for overacting?” An agent after a winner was announced.

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“Did I look rude just then? I was flipping through the program when she was talking to me. Is that bad?”

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“I was on my way to get a cocktail and then I stopped to talk to you. You’re better than booze!”

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At commercial breaks there was always a line in the men’s room. One actor spotted another in line, went over to give him an embrace then stopped himself: “Wait, is it OK to hug you in here?”

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“Which way?” Paramedics to a security guard, looking for a man who’d collapsed at the party.